Keir Starmer Rushed To Hospital To Have Fence Removed From Backside
Labour spokesperson: “When you sit on a fence for so long, it becomes a part of you.”
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Concerns As London Primary School Reports ‘Dangerously Low Supplies’ Of Puberty Blockers
A primary school in London has reported dangerously low supplies of puberty blockers, raising...
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Single House Built In The UK
“We promised we would build more housing, and with this one new home we have technically delivered”, says government spokesperson
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Starmer Uses Labour’s “Women Can Have A Penis” Rule To Become Labour’s First Female Leader
Keir Starmer has made history by becoming the first female leader of the Labour Party, thanks to...
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Just Stop Oil Protest Their Own Protest: “It’s Disgusting, We All Use Oil To Travel To These Protests, Our Clothes And Banners Are Made From Oil-Derived Plastics, And Most Of Us Go On Holiday To Thailand”
Protesters from the Just Stop Oil movement have turned the tables on themselves by staging a...
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