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Carol Vorderman Moans: “Life Is Empty Now Th...
Posted by Daniel Hercraft | Jul 18, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
Southgate Prepares for Euros Exit by Buying “...
Posted by Harry Lerman | Jul 17, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
“Alexa, What Is a Conservative?”
Posted by Gemma Uwale | Jul 11, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
Latest News
Ed Davey Pledges a Free Water Slide for Every Constituency
by Harry Lerman | Jul 19, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
“Waterway to Get Votes!” Claims Lib Dem Leader
Carol Vorderman Moans: “Life Is Empty Now There’s No Tory Government to Moan About”
by Daniel Hercraft | Jul 18, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
“So Thank God Farage and Lee Anderson Got Elected!”
Southgate Prepares for Euros Exit by Buying “Job Lot” of Brown Paper Bags for Squad
by Harry Lerman | Jul 17, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
“It’s Important to Exit Germany with Dignity. Or Anonymity.”
“Alexa, What Is a Conservative?”
by Gemma Uwale | Jul 11, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
Rishi Sunak asks for help ahead of appointing new Shadow Cabinet
Labour Pledges “An Asylum Seeker for Every Tory Voter”
by Gemma Uwale | Jul 5, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
“It’s important everybody takes their fair share. But mainly Conservatives”
Labour Party Sends Canvassers to Dover Beaches
by Daniel Hercraft | Jul 4, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
“It’s important to catch the asylum seeker vote as it lands”
Starmer: “I’ll Stop the Small Boats – By Laying on Luxury Ferries”
by Chris Jenkins | Jul 4, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
Labour Leader Also Promises Jane McDonald Cabaret Act “To Make Asylum Seekers Feel Welcome”
BBC Launches New Gameshow: “The Great Dinghy Challenge”
by Chris Jenkins | Jul 2, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
Auntie Pays Illegals to “Beat the System and Make it to Britain”
OFCOM Slams BBC as Lone Conservative Voter Slips into Leader’s Debate Audience
by Harry Lerman | Jul 2, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
Auntie: “We Don’t Know How This Fascist Got There. It Won’t Happen Again”
Gareth Southgate Comes Out as Trans to Avoid the Sack
by Daniel Hercraft | Jul 1, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
FA: “They/Them is a true football untouchable”
British Man Disappears in Tenerife “To Avoid the General Election”
by Daniel Hercraft | Jul 1, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
“Can you please come and rescue me when it’s all over?”
BBC Puts Tampon Machines in Men’s Toilets “To Avoid Triggering Trans Employees”
by Harry Lerman | Jun 28, 2024 | Latest News, UK News
Taxpayer-Funded “Manpons” to Appease LGBTQ+ Staff
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- Ed Davey Pledges a Free Water Slide for Every Constituency“Waterway to Get Votes!” Claims Lib Dem Leader
- Carol Vorderman Moans: “Life Is Empty Now There’s No Tory Government to Moan About”"So Thank God Farage and Lee Anderson Got Elected!"
- Southgate Prepares for Euros Exit by Buying “Job Lot” of Brown Paper Bags for Squad“It’s Important to Exit Germany with Dignity. Or Anonymity.”
- “Alexa, What Is a Conservative?”Rishi Sunak asks for help ahead of appointing new Shadow Cabinet
- Labour Pledges “An Asylum Seeker for Every Tory Voter”“It’s important everybody takes their fair share. But mainly Conservatives”
- Labour Party Sends Canvassers to Dover Beaches“It’s important to catch the asylum seeker vote as it lands”
- Starmer: “I’ll Stop the Small Boats – By Laying on Luxury Ferries”Labour Leader Also Promises Jane McDonald Cabaret Act "To Make Asylum Seekers Feel Welcome"
- BBC Launches New Gameshow: “The Great Dinghy Challenge”Auntie Pays Illegals to “Beat the System and Make it to Britain”
- OFCOM Slams BBC as Lone Conservative Voter Slips into Leader’s Debate AudienceAuntie: “We Don’t Know How This Fascist Got There. It Won’t Happen Again”
- Gareth Southgate Comes Out as Trans to Avoid the SackFA: “They/Them is a true football untouchable”