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As Home Office Grants Asylum to 50,000 Men Who Fled War Zones, Spare a Thought for the Women and Children Who Stayed Behind to Fight
The Home Office has proudly announced the granting of asylum to 50,000 men who valiantly fled war...
Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants
In a seismic revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Westminster, Prime...
Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”
In a dazzling display of mental gymnastics, former Cabinet minister Suella Braverman has announced...
Football Association to Ban ‘Right Wing’ Position for a “More Inclusive Game”
“Players With A Preference For The Opposite Of Left” preferred new term
Theresa May Named as Rishi’s Brexit Minister
“This sends out a strong and stable message – Brexit means Brexit”
BBC Declares Hamas a “Mostly Peaceful Terrorist Organization”
“This compromise heralds a learning moment – and shows we listened”
“We’re Gonna Need More Testicles!”
Australia Suffers Bush Tucker Shortage as Farage Continues on I’m A Celebrity
Rishi Sunak Changes Name to “Rishi Sunk” by Deed Poll
“After Suella’s letter, it seemed like the right thing to do”
Gary Lineker’s Accountant Insists He Doesn’t Need to Pay Tax as He’s Not an Employee, He’s a Complex Web of Tax-Exempt Legal Entities Based in the Cayman Islands
Gary Lineker’s accountant is making headlines by boldly asserting that Lineker himself is...
Striking GB News Contributors Quietly Back Down After Ratings Increase
Hapless right-winger: “I thought the channel would close, and now I can’t pay my bills”
Labour Consults Random Bloke in Pub for Better Economic Policies
The Labour Party has decided to tap into the vast reservoir of economic wisdom harboured by the...
- As Home Office Grants Asylum to 50,000 Men Who Fled War Zones, Spare a Thought for the Women and Children Who Stayed Behind to Fight
The Home Office has proudly announced the granting of asylum to 50,000 men who valiantly fled war zones,… Read more: As Home Office Grants Asylum to 50,000 Men Who Fled War Zones, Spare a Thought for the Women and Children Who Stayed Behind to Fight - Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants
In a seismic revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Westminster, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak… Read more: Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants - Hitler to Join Harvard Faculty: “According to Critical Race Theory, the Holocaust is OK Depending on the Context”
"It's the only place I can express my ideas without getting into trouble - Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”
In a dazzling display of mental gymnastics, former Cabinet minister Suella Braverman has announced plans to deliver a… Read more: Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign” - Two Months On: Queers For Palestine Shocked to Learn There Are Still Zero Queers in Palestine
“We at least thought they’d have found a few non-binary terrorists by now…” - Football Association to Ban ‘Right Wing’ Position for a “More Inclusive Game”
“Players With A Preference For The Opposite Of Left” preferred new term - Theresa May Named as Rishi’s Brexit Minister
“This sends out a strong and stable message – Brexit means Brexit” - “They’ll Be Back!” Now it’s the Zerminator
The Terminator “to get trans reboot” - BBC Declares Hamas a “Mostly Peaceful Terrorist Organization”“This compromise heralds a learning moment - and shows we listened”
- “We’re Gonna Need More Testicles!”
Australia Suffers Bush Tucker Shortage as Farage Continues on I'm A Celebrity
