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Two Months On: Queers For Palestine Shocked to Lea...
Posted by Harry Lerman | Dec 5, 2023 | Latest News, World News
“They’ll Be Back!” Now it’...
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Hitler to Join Harvard Faculty: “According to Critical Race Theory, the Holocaust is OK Depending on the Context”
by Gemma Uwale | Dec 7, 2023 | Latest News, World News
“It’s the only place I can express my ideas without getting into trouble
Two Months On: Queers For Palestine Shocked to Learn There Are Still Zero Queers in Palestine
by Harry Lerman | Dec 5, 2023 | Latest News, World News
“We at least thought they’d have found a few non-binary terrorists by now…”
“They’ll Be Back!” Now it’s the Zerminator
by Harry Lerman | Dec 4, 2023 | Latest News, World News
The Terminator “to get trans reboot”
“We’re Gonna Need More Testicles!”
by Chris Jenkins | Dec 1, 2023 | Latest News, UK News, World News
Australia Suffers Bush Tucker Shortage as Farage Continues on I’m A Celebrity
Jeremy Corbyn Handed the Freedom of the City of Gaza by Hamas
by Chris Jenkins | Nov 22, 2023 | Latest News, UK News, World News
“We’re proud to acknowledge Jeremy’s lifelong work to our cause”
Labour Health Spokesman: “Imagine How Much Worse Gaza’s Al-Shifa Hospital Would Be If It Was Privatised”
by Chris Jenkins | Nov 22, 2023 | Latest News, UK News, World News
The Labour Party’s Health Spokesman has suggested that Gaza’s Al-Shifa Hospital would...
Liberals Aim for Peak Pronoun Progress: Himalayas Set to Become They/Themalayas
by Daniel Hercraft | Nov 20, 2023 | Latest News, World News
Navigating the Highs and Lows of Gender-Neutral Geography
Crowdfunder To Fly Free Palestine Activists To Gaza Reaches £4 Million
by Harry Lerman | Nov 13, 2023 | Latest News, World News
But no campus liberals yet to come forward to claim prize
Dancing On ISIS!
by Daniel Hercraft | Nov 8, 2023 | Latest News, UK News, World News
Shamima Begum unveiled as shock new star of ITV’s celebrity skating show
French Nun Who Tackled Climate Protestor Becomes New Head of Met Police
by Harry Lerman | Nov 3, 2023 | Latest News, World News
“It’s time to tackle crime head on – literally”
Keir Starmer Plans New Pro-Terrorist Policy to Appease His Party
by Chris Jenkins | Nov 2, 2023 | UK News, World News
“In condemning Hamas, I accidentally alienated all the awful people that vote for us” – Starmer
Hamas Calls For A Ceasefire In The Labour Party
by Jessica Stanley | Oct 29, 2023 | Latest News, UK News, World News
Hamas has taken it upon themselves to call for a ceasefire in the ongoing civil war within the...

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