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Hamas Withdraws from Gaza After Ceasefire Demand from Brighton Gender Studies Student
Hamas, the militant group in control of the Gaza Strip, has announced their withdrawal from the...
Support for Dinghies Surges as Asylum Seekers “Bring in Duty-Free Booze & Cigs”
“If we can’t stop the boats, we may as well save dosh on French plonk”
“Does My Bomb Look Big in This?”
New Super-Sized Burqa Promises “to Conceal Even the Biggest Suicide Bomb”
Eco Warrior Saves the Planet on Earth Day by Lecturing Others on TikTok for 14 Hours
Multiple Apple devices/platforms deployed from comfort of parent’s £1million Oxford stack
National Trust to Install “Dunce Rooms” for White People at All Historic Properties
“It’s important white people feel shame for their historic wrongdoings”
BBC: Israel to be renamed “Openly Jewish Israel”
“It’s time to end the confusion: Israel is, in fact, openly Jewish”
Dancing the Macarena Added to Police Induction Training
“Ability to communicate with LGBTQ+ community vastly improved via the medium of dance”
Adam & Steve to Replace Adam & Eve in Updated “Gay Bible”
Three Wise Men’s gifts to include scatter cushions, moisturiser & scented candles
Feminists “Happy to Revert to Traditional Gender Roles” as WWIII Approaches
“Actually, doing the dishes suddenly has a huge appeal”
Ford Gives Classic “White Van” an LGBTQ+ Makeover
New facelift “puts the trans into Transit”
Baywatch Repeats to Carry “White Supremacy” Trigger Warnings
OFCOM: “Blonde, blue-eyed, Aryans? All that’s missing is the goose steps!”
Office Worker Fired for Sighing: “Isn’t Every Day Trans Visibility Awareness Day?”
HR Manager: “I was only saying the quiet part out loud”
- Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
Kop gaffer’s “chilling and uncanny” similarity to Dr Death made him "natural choice for role" - Sadiq Khan Wins Thanks to “Miracle” Last-Minute Container of Postal Votes
Mayor: “We were slightly behind, then the boys from Tower Hamlets turned up…” - Hamas Withdraws from Gaza After Ceasefire Demand from Brighton Gender Studies Student
Hamas, the militant group in control of the Gaza Strip, has announced their withdrawal from the region following… Read more: Hamas Withdraws from Gaza After Ceasefire Demand from Brighton Gender Studies Student - New Peppa Pig Stamps Declared “Islamophobic”
Imam Rages: "No Good Muslim Should Be Forced to Lick a Pig!" - Sainsbury’s Introduces New GAYBY Tot’s Clothing Range
"Let's Put the Pride into Parenting!" - Support for Dinghies Surges as Asylum Seekers “Bring in Duty-Free Booze & Cigs”
“If we can’t stop the boats, we may as well save dosh on French plonk” - Now It’s “Womb Raider”
Lara Croft comes out as a queer feminist - “Does My Bomb Look Big in This?”
New Super-Sized Burqa Promises "to Conceal Even the Biggest Suicide Bomb" - Eco Warrior Saves the Planet on Earth Day by Lecturing Others on TikTok for 14 Hours
Multiple Apple devices/platforms deployed from comfort of parent’s £1million Oxford stack - Politicians That Cannot Stop Teens Consuming Drugs or Porn Outlaw Teen Smoking
“Prohibition has never worked, so we’re going to try it in a new way”
