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“We’ll even have a whip around for the airfare, lads!” - Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
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Mayor: “We were slightly behind, then the boys from Tower Hamlets turned up…” - Hamas Withdraws from Gaza After Ceasefire Demand from Brighton Gender Studies Student
Hamas, the militant group in control of the Gaza Strip, has announced their withdrawal from the region following… Read more: Hamas Withdraws from Gaza After Ceasefire Demand from Brighton Gender Studies Student - New Peppa Pig Stamps Declared “Islamophobic”
Imam Rages: "No Good Muslim Should Be Forced to Lick a Pig!" - Sainsbury’s Introduces New GAYBY Tot’s Clothing Range
"Let's Put the Pride into Parenting!" - Support for Dinghies Surges as Asylum Seekers “Bring in Duty-Free Booze & Cigs”
“If we can’t stop the boats, we may as well save dosh on French plonk” - Now It’s “Womb Raider”
Lara Croft comes out as a queer feminist - “Does My Bomb Look Big in This?”
New Super-Sized Burqa Promises "to Conceal Even the Biggest Suicide Bomb"
