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- Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF WantsIn a seismic revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Westminster, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak… Read more: Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants
- Hitler to Join Harvard Faculty: “According to Critical Race Theory, the Holocaust is OK Depending on the Context”"It's the only place I can express my ideas without getting into trouble
- Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”In a dazzling display of mental gymnastics, former Cabinet minister Suella Braverman has announced plans to deliver a… Read more: Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”
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- Theresa May Named as Rishi’s Brexit Minister“This sends out a strong and stable message – Brexit means Brexit”
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