Starmer Pledges to Double BBC Licence Fee “As a Thank You for Helping Labour Get Elected”
Sir Keir: “All of their tireless campaigning should rightfully be rewarded”
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Author: Daniel Hercraft
Dinghies Stopped Overnight as Football Lads Deployed to Dover Beaches
“Asylum seekers took one look, and scarpered back to France”
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Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
Kop gaffer’s “chilling and uncanny” similarity to Dr Death made him “natural choice for role”
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Hamas Demands an Immediate Ceasefire in London
“Armed thugs killing innocent civilians while Sadiq Khan does nothing? It must stop!”
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“Only Seven Days to Save the NHS!” Says Health Czar Who Said Exactly the Same Thing Last Week
“Same time next week, when the NHS doesn’t close down?”
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“Antisemitism & hatred of whites” key drivers - Rwanda Declares Britain an Unsafe Country
Machete gangs & an excess of Hamas supporters prompts Kigali to act - Starmer Pledges to Double BBC Licence Fee “As a Thank You for Helping Labour Get Elected”
Sir Keir: “All of their tireless campaigning should rightfully be rewarded” - Hamas Agrees to Execute Pro-Palestinian Protestors Last When Caliphate Comes
Ayatollah: “We’ll thank them by letting them live slightly longer” - Irish Who Didn’t Want Hard Border During Brexit Suddenly Want A Hard Border Due To Asylum Seekers
Under-fire Irish Premier: "This totally isn't the same thing" - Dinghies Stopped Overnight as Football Lads Deployed to Dover Beaches
“Asylum seekers took one look, and scarpered back to France” - Brits Unanimously Vote to Deport All Politicians to Rwanda
“We’ll even have a whip around for the airfare, lads!” - Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
Kop gaffer’s “chilling and uncanny” similarity to Dr Death made him "natural choice for role"
