Woke London Mum Horrified To Catch Teenage Son Playing New Harry Potter Game In His Bedroom
“I Thought He Might Have Been Watching Porn, But This Is Much Worse.”
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Palace “Preferred Harry When He Dressed as a Nazi and Partied in Vegas”
Royal insiders longs for the return of “the simpler, more innocent days before Meghan”
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Parliament Launches £6m Inquiry to Determine Whether Boris Had a Second Slice of Cake
Inquiry will also determine whether he had little paper umbrella in his drink and ate some twiglets
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John Cleese Warned That “Life of Brian” Sketch About Big Lumpy Man Moaning About Not Being Accepted As A Woman Could Be Offensive to Trans Women
Renowned comedian and actor John Cleese has recently expressed concerns about a classic sketch...
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Carol Cadwalladr: “It’s A Dark Day For Journalism When We Have To Stick To Facts And Can’t Just Make Things Up”
“The Guardian’s entire future is at risk if we have to stick to the truth”
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June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig” - Yvette Cooper Horrified to Discover She’s Expected to Be the Home Secretary for British People as Well as Illegal Immigrants
"But I Hate British People and Only Like Migrants," She Complains
