Sadiq Khan Blames Soaring London Knife Crime on Climate Change
Mayor: “Soaring temperatures make for hot-headed decisions”
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Author: Gemma Uwale
Mizzy Arrest Delayed By Police As They Were Too Busy Investigating Boris Allegedly Eating A SECOND Slice Of Cake
The arrest of a notorious figure known as “Mizzy” has been delayed due to police...
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Middle Class Parents Organise Disney Princess Birthday Party For 10 Year Old Son
“He Hated It, But We Feel Better Knowing We Haven’t Propagated Heteronormative Stereotypes.”
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Keir Starmer Plans to Offer Knighthood to Steve Bray “On Day One of His Premiership”
Sir Keir: “It’s the to reward Steve’s services to Stopping Brexit. Legend!”
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New Adidas Women’s Swimsuit Has Pouch for Testicles Made from Recycled Worthless Adidas Shares
Rrenowned sportswear brand Adidas has introduced an innovative women’s swimsuit that is...
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Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
