New “Fart Tax” For Red Meat Eaters Touted By Climate Change Czar
“Anal emissions from carnivores” identified as “key driver” of climate change.
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Author: Harry Lerman
Tweeter Who Constantly Complains Brits Are Too Idle To Pick Fruit Is “Too Busy” For Fruit Picking Job
“These are immigrants’ jobs, it’d be racist of me to take one”.
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Girl, 14, Identifies As Head Teacher And Sacks All LGBTQ+ Activist Teachers
“It was time to get some adults back in the room,” says Rosie Brown.
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Sadiq Khan Will Expand ULEZ To Include High Polluting Pedestrians By 2026
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has announced plans to expand the Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) to...
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Nicola Sturgeon To Return – As An Elton John Tribute Act
“The Rocket Man retired, and my diary is clear, so it made sense,” claims Wee Nippy.
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June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
