Rats in Houses of Parliament Complain of “Infestation of Politicians”
“All they do is eat, squawk, fart, and sleep. The MPs aren’t much better”
Police Scotland: “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Jail”
Humza Yousaf’s Hate Crime Bill “will ultimately imprison most Scots”
Humza Yousaf Named Joke of the Year at Edinburgh Fringe 2024
“The event isn’t until August. But nothing can beat Yousaf – a living, breathing joke”
God Looks Down on Scotland, and Sighs “What Have I Created?”
“The Adams can now be Eves, and they jail each other for jokes?”
Met Police Officer: “Hitler Needed to Be Taken in Context”
“The Fuhrer, in and of himself, was not necessarily anti-Semitic to all Jews”
Disabled Jobseeker Healed by Jesus Annoyed She’s Lost Benefits
“Nobody told me I’d have to work after the miracle…”
Fury as Time’s Woman of the Year is Actually a Woman
LGBTQ+ spokesThem: “Trans people have been erased”
April Fool’s! For One Day Only, Gary Lineker Doesn’t Compare Britain to Nazi Germany
Normal service resumed today for BBC’s highest-paid Brit-baiter
Amazonian Rainforest Dying Out Due to Net Zero Targets
“CO2 is plant food. And the West is starving the world’s trees of it”
Sadiq Khan to Impose New Carbon Tax on Joggers
But runners tell Mayor to “jog on”
