White Man Delighted to Finally Have Some Rioters He Feels Comfortable Criticising
In a development that has left him positively jubilant, local white man Nigel Whittington has...
Ed Davey Pledges a Free Water Slide for Every Constituency
“Waterway to Get Votes!” Claims Lib Dem Leader
Carol Vorderman Moans: “Life Is Empty Now There’s No Tory Government to Moan About”
“So Thank God Farage and Lee Anderson Got Elected!”
Southgate Prepares for Euros Exit by Buying “Job Lot” of Brown Paper Bags for Squad
“It’s Important to Exit Germany with Dignity. Or Anonymity.”
“Alexa, What Is a Conservative?”
Rishi Sunak asks for help ahead of appointing new Shadow Cabinet
Labour Pledges “An Asylum Seeker for Every Tory Voter”
“It’s important everybody takes their fair share. But mainly Conservatives”
Labour Party Sends Canvassers to Dover Beaches
“It’s important to catch the asylum seeker vote as it lands”
Starmer: “I’ll Stop the Small Boats – By Laying on Luxury Ferries”
Labour Leader Also Promises Jane McDonald Cabaret Act “To Make Asylum Seekers Feel Welcome”
BBC Launches New Gameshow: “The Great Dinghy Challenge”
Auntie Pays Illegals to “Beat the System and Make it to Britain”
OFCOM Slams BBC as Lone Conservative Voter Slips into Leader’s Debate Audience
Auntie: “We Don’t Know How This Fascist Got There. It Won’t Happen Again”