Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
Yvette Cooper Horrified to Discover She’s Expected to Be the Home Secretary for British People as Well as Illegal Immigrants
“But I Hate British People and Only Like Migrants,” She Complains
White Man Delighted to Finally Have Some Rioters He Feels Comfortable Criticising
In a development that has left him positively jubilant, local white man Nigel Whittington has...
Ed Davey Pledges a Free Water Slide for Every Constituency
“Waterway to Get Votes!” Claims Lib Dem Leader
Carol Vorderman Moans: “Life Is Empty Now There’s No Tory Government to Moan About”
“So Thank God Farage and Lee Anderson Got Elected!”
Southgate Prepares for Euros Exit by Buying “Job Lot” of Brown Paper Bags for Squad
“It’s Important to Exit Germany with Dignity. Or Anonymity.”
“Alexa, What Is a Conservative?”
Rishi Sunak asks for help ahead of appointing new Shadow Cabinet
Labour Pledges “An Asylum Seeker for Every Tory Voter”
“It’s important everybody takes their fair share. But mainly Conservatives”
Labour Party Sends Canvassers to Dover Beaches
“It’s important to catch the asylum seeker vote as it lands”
Starmer: “I’ll Stop the Small Boats – By Laying on Luxury Ferries”
Labour Leader Also Promises Jane McDonald Cabaret Act “To Make Asylum Seekers Feel Welcome”
