Keir Starmer Rushed To Hospital To Have Fence Removed From Backside
Labour spokesperson: “When you sit on a fence for so long, it becomes a part of you.”
Concerns As London Primary School Reports ‘Dangerously Low Supplies’ Of Puberty Blockers
A primary school in London has reported dangerously low supplies of puberty blockers, raising...
If President, Meghan Markle Pledges To Provide Free Subscriptions To Her Podcast For All Minority Households
Meghan Markle, former Duchess of Sussex, has put forth an extraordinary proposal as part of her...
Single House Built In The UK
“We promised we would build more housing, and with this one new home we have technically delivered”, says government spokesperson
Compromise Over Trans Prisoners Reached: Male Prisoners Who Identify As Women To Be Sent To Male Prisons That Identify As Female
A compromise over the placement of trans prisoners has been reached, proposing that male prisoners...
After Historic UFO Revelations, Woke Author Condemns Discussion Of Them In Her New Book “Why I’m No Longer Talking To White People About Space”
A woke author has sparked controversy by condemning any discussion of extra-terrestrial encounters...
Starmer Uses Labour’s “Women Can Have A Penis” Rule To Become Labour’s First Female Leader
Keir Starmer has made history by becoming the first female leader of the Labour Party, thanks to...
Just After Calling Climate Change “The Single Greatest Threat to Humanity,” Joe Biden Departs Helsinki Airport in a Convoy of 39 Pedal-Powered Vehicles Woven from Sustainable Bamboo
HELSINKI - In a remarkable display of environmental consciousness, President Joe Biden set tongues...
Just Stop Oil Protest Their Own Protest: “It’s Disgusting, We All Use Oil To Travel To These Protests, Our Clothes And Banners Are Made From Oil-Derived Plastics, And Most Of Us Go On Holiday To Thailand”
Protesters from the Just Stop Oil movement have turned the tables on themselves by staging a...
Confused Socialist Sides With Multi-Billion Pound, Avaricious, Internationalist Banks
“They hate Nigel Farage and Brexit, so they must be the good guys!”
