Angela Rayner Only Working Class Person Still Voting For Labour
Labour Party's Angela Rayner stands out as a rare working-class champion who remains unwavering in...
J.K. Rowling Burns Her Own Books As People Don’t Deserve Them Anymore
Renowned author J.K. Rowling has taken a bold step by burning her own books, declaring that people...
Keir Starmer Takes 4 Hours To Order At McDonald’s After Being Left At The Counter Without Any Advisers, Polls, Or Focus Groups To Refer To
A witness said, “He kept asking what Rishi ordered and said he’d have that.”
Left-Wing Man Cannot Decide Whether To Blame His Rubbish Life On Brexit Or Climate Change
A left-wing individual finds himself at a crossroads, grappling with the question of what to...
Gary Lineker’s Bank Account Closed Due To Edgy Anti-Establishment Takes
The renowned British footballer and media personality, Gary Lineker, has reportedly had his bank...
Threads Allows Instagram Users To Describe Their Lunch Using Text Instead Of Posting A Photograph
Instagram has introduced a new feature called "Threads." This innovative addition is...
St. Paul’s Cathedral To Be Transformed Into A Mosque
Archbishop of Canterbury said, “This is a glorious day for diversity. The Church of England has been too Christian for too long.”
Coutts Bank Allows Farage To Keep His Account If He Can Provide Proof Of One Black Friend And A Willingness To Have A Relationship With A Trans Woman
The prestigious Coutts Bank has allegedly informed Nigel Farage that he can retain his account on...
SNP Remains Defiant As Every Single MP Steps Down
“Absolutely no one wants to be in this party anymore, and we’re stronger than ever”
Starmer Vows Labour Will Be The Party Of The Poor, But Also Of The Rich
“The middle class should not be left out either” – Sir Keir Starmer
