Girl, 14, Identifies As Head Teacher And Sacks All LGBTQ+ Activist Teachers
“It was time to get some adults back in the room,” says Rosie Brown.
Tweeter Who Constantly Complains Brits Are Too Idle To Pick Fruit Is “Too Busy” For Fruit Picking Job
“These are immigrants’ jobs, it’d be racist of me to take one”.
Climate Protesters Call For A Stop To All Coal, Oil And Nuclear Energy. Demand UK Grid To Be Run Entirely On ‘Girl Power’
A group of climate protesters has called for a complete cessation of coal, oil, and nuclear energy...
Just Stop Oil Refuse To Target Football Matches, Admitting “We’d Get Our Heads Kicked In”
“Far safer to stick to middle class sports like cricket,” says Tarquin Cleft-Palate.
Pride Of Lions: London Zoo To Celebrate “Diverse History Of LGBTQ+ Animals”
Leah the non-binary lion, plus Paris the trans penguin set to be stars of the show.
China’s Newest Detention Camps Will Meet Green Energy Targets For 2030
China has revealed that its newest detention camps will be constructed with a commitment to...
Wickes To Ban Customers Who Aren’t Wearing Sparkly Red Hot Pants And Dancing To Lady Gaga
Home improvement retailer Wickes has announced a new policy that will ban customers who fail to...
Woman Who Says Men Feel Too Threatened By Her Career Success To Date Her Revealed To Just Be Obnoxious And Annoying
A woman who frequently proclaimed that men felt too intimidated by her career success to date her...
Sadiq Khan Will Expand ULEZ To Include High Polluting Pedestrians By 2026
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has announced plans to expand the Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) to...
Left-Wing Media Concerned About How To Cover Up Hunter Biden Openly Doing Cocaine On The White House Balcony
A spokesman for liberal media says “it’s extra difficult because we don’t control Twitter any more.”
