Biden Unlikely to Run in 2024 Given That He Can’t Walk in 2023
Speculation about President Joe Biden's political future has intensified as concerns grow over his...
Idris Elba Bookies’ Favourite to Play First-Ever Black Hitler
The Black Actor’s Guild roars: “#DictatorsSoWhite!”
At Last! Alastair Campbell’s New Book Finally Makes Brexiteers Understand How Thick They Are
Alastair Campbell, former spin doctor and political strategist, has released a new book that...
Science: Study Finds That a Rhombus Is Just a ‘Gay Square’
Researchers claim to have uncovered a peculiar connection between geometry and sexual orientation....
In Effort To Turn His Life Around, Online Prankster Mizzy Wins First National Staring Contest
Mizzy declared, “I’ve realised that staring doesn’t always have to be about causing trouble or discomfort. It can be an art form, a way to connect with people on a deeper level. I want to inspire others to embrace the power of their gaze and maybe, just maybe, create a more intense and focused world.”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says She Always Trusts The Science, Because “Pisces Are Very Logical”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the prominent political figure, recently shared her unwavering trust in...
Gary Lineker Takes In Refugee Into Own Home. She Prefers The Term “Au Pair”
Renowned football personality Gary Lineker has welcomed a refugee into his own home, offering her...
Prince Harry Proven To Have Taken Cocaine – Scientists Say “There’s No Way He Could Have Those Levels Of Delusion And Paranoia Without It”
Recent scientific studies have allegedly uncovered evidence suggesting that Prince Harry has taken...
Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves: “Printing More Money Is The Only Way Out Of Inflation”
Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves has boldly claimed that printing more money is the sole solution...
ULEZ Labelled As ‘Homophobic Hate Speech’ By Queer Activist Group
a prominent queer activist group has labeled the Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) as 'homophobic...
