BREAKING: Identity Of Driver That Rammed Car Into Downing Street Revealed
It has been revealed that Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson was the driver behind the wheel when...
Sadiq Khan Blames Soaring London Knife Crime on Climate Change
Mayor: “Soaring temperatures make for hot-headed decisions”
Teenage Boy Suspended From School After Demanding Pronouns Be Changed To ‘Your/Mum’
A teenage boy has been suspended from his school after insisting that his preferred pronouns be...
Palace “Preferred Harry When He Dressed as a Nazi and Partied in Vegas”
Royal insiders longs for the return of “the simpler, more innocent days before Meghan”
As Jeremy Corbyn Complains of Slight Headache, Paramedics Turn Up to Take Him Away
Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner, prominent figures within the Labour Party, sprang into action...
Mizzy Arrest Delayed By Police As They Were Too Busy Investigating Boris Allegedly Eating A SECOND Slice Of Cake
The arrest of a notorious figure known as "Mizzy" has been delayed due to police prioritizing an...
Millionaire Princess Who Doesn’t Work Named Feminist of the Year 2023
Meghan Markle’s “stunning work on the cocktail circuit” woos judges
Parliament Launches £6m Inquiry to Determine Whether Boris Had a Second Slice of Cake
Inquiry will also determine whether he had little paper umbrella in his drink and ate some twiglets
BREAKING: New Police Inquiry Into Boris Breaking Lockdown Rules Reveals Britain Is A Joke Of A Country
A new police inquiry into former Prime Minister Boris Johnson's alleged breaking of lockdown rules...
Lee Anderson to Change “30p Lee” Nickname to “45p Lee” to Reflect Spiralling Inflation
Liberal: “It’s important that abusive names reflect the cost of living crisis”