After Hearing That Pedestrians Are Angry at His Policies, Trump Vows to Bomb ‘Pedestria’
former President Donald Trump has taken an unexpected stance after learning of pedestrians'...
Feminists Get “Scores Girls” Banned from Darts, Finally Allowing Feminists to Enjoy the Sport
Feminists have successfully campaigned for the removal of "scores girls" from the world of darts,...
Carol Cadwalladr: “It’s A Dark Day For Journalism When We Have To Stick To Facts And Can’t Just Make Things Up”
“The Guardian’s entire future is at risk if we have to stick to the truth”
Man Disappointed to Find That Winning Arguments on Twitter Won’t Fix His Personal Problems
In a disheartening revelation that has left one man crestfallen, it has come to light that...
Wimbledon: Female Players Demand Equal Pay Despite Doing 3/5 the Work and Attracting 1/10 the Audience
“It’s time to smash tennis’s gender pay gap by penalising the much more proficient and popular men,” says AETC chief
“Hail The Twitbot!”: AI Now So Advanced It “Listlessly Scours Twitter All Day, Fabricates Grievances And Achieves Precisely Nothing”
AI now so advanced, it “listlessly scours Twitter all day, fabricates grievances and achieves precisely nothing”
Harry And Meghan Caught In Near Catastrophic Two Hour Lie In New York
Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have been caught in what can only be described as a...
New Research Unveils “100% of Trans Teens are Time-Rich, University-Educated, and Have Neurotic Mothers
“The Venn diagram is basically a circle,” says researcher
BBC Receives Twitter Label “Brussels-Funded Media” Following Elon Musk’s Exposé of Pro-EU Political Bias
BBC spokesperson responds: “Let’s talk about something else”
“Not My King!” Oxford Uni Bans Chess from Campus as It “Propagates the Oppressive British Monarchy”
“We’re all just pawns in their game,” says activist Alex T Watt
