Former President Donald Trump has declared his New Year’s resolution for 2024: to start speaking his mind. Yes, you read that correctly. The man known for his reserved and measured communication style is apparently ready to throw caution to the wind and finally let the world know what’s really on his mind.

Trump, famous for his subtle and nuanced expressions of opinion, has decided that 2024 is the year he ditches the carefully crafted rhetoric for unfiltered, unbridled truth-bombs. Critics are already bracing themselves for the seismic shockwaves of Trump’s unvarnished thoughts hitting the political landscape.

“I’ve been holding back, folks, believe me,” Trump declared during a golf course press conference, where he typically does his deepest introspection. “But starting this year, I’m going to tell it like it is, no filters, no holding back. Get ready for the unedited, uncut Trump experience.”

Some political analysts speculate that Trump’s decision might be a response to critics who accused him of being too reserved and guarded during his time in office. “He’s taking a page from the ‘no filter’ playbook,” said one political commentator. “But whether the world is ready for the unapologetic Trump unleashed is still up for debate.”

Trump’s resolution has already sparked a frenzy on social media, with hashtags like #TrumpUnleashed and #NoHoldsBarred trending. Supporters are thrilled at the prospect of unfiltered Trump tweets, while opponents are stocking up on popcorn, anticipating a year of political theater like never before.

Only time will tell if Trump’s bold resolution will reshape the political landscape or if, as some sceptics argue, we’ll witness the greatest exercise in self-restraint the world has ever seen. One thing is for certain: 2024 is shaping up to be a year like no other.