Author: Chris Jenkins

Communist Party to Make Santa Their Mascot: “He Hands Things Out for Free, Doesn’t Respect Private Property, Has a Nice Big Beard, and Only Works in Children’s Fantasies”

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 19 December 2023 | Latest News, World News

The Communist Party has announced that Santa Claus will be their new mascot, citing his uncanny...

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COP28 Delegates Push Back Against Plans to Hold the Conference Over Zoom: “Yes, It’ll Reduce the Carbon Footprint, But What About My Taxpayer-Funded Freebies?”

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 18 December 2023 | Latest News, UK News

Some delegates preparing for COP28 are resisting the idea of holding the conference over Zoom,...

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Starmer Makes Plea for Open Borders: “Without Lots of Immigrants, Who Will Vote for Us?”

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 15 December 2023 | Latest News, UK News

Sir Keir Starmer, leader of the Labour Party, has made a heartfelt plea for open borders. His...

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Keir Starmer Has ‘Iron Lady Makeover’ to Woo Red Wall & Trans Voters

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 14 December 2023 | Latest News, UK News

Voter: “TBH Keir looks more like a woman than Eddie Izzard”

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Russell Brand “Converts to Hamas” So Media Will Forgive Him of Rape Accusations

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 13 December 2023 | Latest News, UK News

Comedian and activist Russell Brand has reportedly announced his conversion to Hamas as a bold...

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