Just Stop Oil Protest At Funeral
“If we don’t wake up soon we’ll ALL be dead. Not just whoever this guy was.”
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Keir Starmer Visits Andrew Tate For ‘Charisma Lessons’
“I’m not too proud to learn from the Top G”.
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Homeless Man Identifies As Cat “To Secure Accommodation At The RSPCA”
“The hostels were full, so I got creative,” says Dave Tiddles, 47.
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BBC Director-General Joins Andrew Tate’s ‘War Room’
‘I was a massive dork till I met the Top G, now I own two Bugattis and some nunchucks,’ says Tim Davie.
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Extinction Rebellion Protest Carrie Johnson’s Womb
“Children cause climate change, and Carrie is simply having too many”.
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June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig” - Yvette Cooper Horrified to Discover She’s Expected to Be the Home Secretary for British People as Well as Illegal Immigrants
"But I Hate British People and Only Like Migrants," She Complains
