Author: Chris Jenkins

Mystery Of Missing SNP Funds Solved As It’s Revealed Sturgeon Has Been Putting Extra Salt In Her Porridge – The Most Extravagant Thing To Do in Scotland

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 15 June 2023 | Latest News, UK News

The mystery behind the missing funds from the Scottish National Party (SNP) has finally been...

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Following Success Of TV Licence Fee, Labour To Introduce Licences For Dishwashers And Microwaves

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 14 June 2023 | Latest News, UK News

The Labour Party has announced plans to introduce licensing fees for household appliances such as...

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“Our NHS” Narrowly Beats Venezuela As World’s Best Public Health Service

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 14 June 2023 | Latest News, UK News

NHS hospital food pips it, as “socialist patients forced to eat cats”

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Conspiracy Theorist Believes Government Is Putting Chemicals In Weed To Make People Believe Conspiracy Theories

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 13 June 2023 | Latest News, World News

A self-proclaimed truth-seeker has recently claimed that the government is secretly putting...

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Science: Study Finds That a Rhombus Is Just a ‘Gay Square’

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 12 June 2023 | Latest News, World News

Researchers claim to have uncovered a peculiar connection between geometry and sexual orientation....

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