Sadiq Khan Unveils Eco-Friendly Knife
“There’s no reason London’s stabbing epidemic should stop us achieving Net Zero”, says mayor
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A Nightmare On Downing Street: Lee Anderson Cast As Freddy Krueger In New West End Show
Director: “There is simply no scarier human to liberal, well-off luvvies. Lee will frighten the pants off the libs”
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Environmental Protesters Insist That Pissing Off The Entire Country Will Definitely Win People Around To Their Cause
Environmental protesters have doubled down on their strategy of deliberately infuriating the...
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At Last! Alastair Campbell’s New Book Finally Makes Brexiteers Understand How Thick They Are
Alastair Campbell, former spin doctor and political strategist, has released a new book that...
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Prince Harry Proven To Have Taken Cocaine – Scientists Say “There’s No Way He Could Have Those Levels Of Delusion And Paranoia Without It”
Recent scientific studies have allegedly uncovered evidence suggesting that Prince Harry has taken...
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Foreign Secretary: “From the river to the sea, poppies shall be free” - Woman Jailed for Posting: “I Don’t Really Like Keir Starmer’s New Haircut”
June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
