Millionaire Princess Who Doesn’t Work Named Feminist of the Year 2023
Meghan Markle’s “stunning work on the cocktail circuit” woos judges
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Author: Daniel Hercraft
Harry & Meghan: “We Were Abducted by Aliens. Who Were Racists”
BBC swallows story whole, saying: “This was their truth”
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“Hail The Twitbot!”: AI Now So Advanced It “Listlessly Scours Twitter All Day, Fabricates Grievances And Achieves Precisely Nothing”
AI now so advanced, it “listlessly scours Twitter all day, fabricates grievances and achieves precisely nothing”
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New Research Unveils “100% of Trans Teens are Time-Rich, University-Educated, and Have Neurotic Mothers
“The Venn diagram is basically a circle,” says researcher
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Leftwing Twitter User Admits He’s Never Actually Been on Mastodon
“I thought it was just something you pretended to have to look left-wing, like pronouns”
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