Holidaying Brits Stuck at Calais Urged to “Avoid Ferry Delays by Taking Illegal Rubber Dinghies”
“Throw your passports in the Channel. You’ll be welcomed as heroes, and be given free hotels and stuff”
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Author: Daniel Hercraft
Anti-Racist Groups Express Outrage as Racism Declines
Charity boss: “Racism is everywhere – with more government funding we’ll prove it!”
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Man Who Escaped Punishment for Rape Finally Jailed – for Misgendering a Police Officer
Outraged PC: “He called me Sir when I identify as They/Them”
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Man Complains to HR After Female co-Workers Repeatedly Leave Toilet Seats Down
“I mean, how much effort does it take for them to lift that seat when they’ve finished?”
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Madman Standing in High Street with Sandwich Board Saying “The End of the World is Nigh!” Revealed to Be Top Climate Change Advisor
In a shocking twist, a man who has been seen standing in the middle of a busy high street wearing...
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