“One Small Step for They/Them. One Giant Leap for People Kind”
Neil Armstrong’s historic Moon landing words updated “for a more inclusive space age”
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Author: Gemma Uwale
OFCOM SHOCKER: Thousands Of BBC Viewers Complain Coronation Coverage “Wasn’t Racist Enough Against White People”
“Failure to mention slavery every 5 minutes fell well short of liberal expectations”
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ROYAL SHOCKER: More People Back Piers Morgan Over Prince Harry To Be Crowned Next King
YouGov: “We knew the the ginger whinger was unpopular, but this is ridiculous…”
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New Ben and Jerry’s CEO Surprised to Discover the Social Activism Group Has a Subdivision Manufacturing Ice Cream
In a shocking revelation, the newly appointed CEO of Ben & Jerry’s has just discovered...
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“Arise, Sir Nigel!” Farage to be knighted for “services devoted to annoying liberals”
Brexiteer also lauded for “sterling work promoting the brewing and tobacco industries”
Read More- David Lammy to Wear “Poppy for Palestine” at This Year’s Ceremony Event
Foreign Secretary: “From the river to the sea, poppies shall be free” - Woman Jailed for Posting: “I Don’t Really Like Keir Starmer’s New Haircut”
June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
