Starmer: Votes For 16-Year-Olds To “Include Toddlers Who Identify As Teens”
Sir Keir Starmer, leader of the UK Labour Party, has unveiled his latest electoral vision:...
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New Netflix Drama Cancelled After Lead Role Cast as Conservative, Heterosexual, White Man
“We promise to do better in future, with more queer, liberal actors of colour”
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Trans Woman Suffers “Buyer’s Regret” After Realising Women-Only Groups Are “Insufferably Boring”
Toni, now Tony: “It’s all soaps, showbiz & bitching – and zero bantz”
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Jeremy Corbyn’s Momentum Group to be Renamed Inertia After Failing to Achieve Anything
After years of fervent activism and political campaigning, Jeremy Corbyn’s Momentum group...
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Parallel Parking & Reversing to Be Removed from Driving Test as It “Discriminates Against Women”
“Parking is patriarchy!” says DVLA Inclusivity officer
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June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
