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David Lammy to Wear “Poppy for Palestine” at This Year’s Ceremony Event
Foreign Secretary: “From the river to the sea, poppies shall be free”
Woman Jailed for Posting: “I Don’t Really Like Keir Starmer’s New Haircut”
June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech”
Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden”
Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: “The Bark Was Clearly Racist”
Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into...
Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the...
Yvette Cooper Horrified to Discover She’s Expected to Be the Home Secretary for British People as Well as Illegal Immigrants
“But I Hate British People and Only Like Migrants,” She Complains
White Man Delighted to Finally Have Some Rioters He Feels Comfortable Criticising
In a development that has left him positively jubilant, local white man Nigel Whittington has...
Ed Davey Pledges a Free Water Slide for Every Constituency
“Waterway to Get Votes!” Claims Lib Dem Leader
Carol Vorderman Moans: “Life Is Empty Now There’s No Tory Government to Moan About”
“So Thank God Farage and Lee Anderson Got Elected!”
Southgate Prepares for Euros Exit by Buying “Job Lot” of Brown Paper Bags for Squad
“It’s Important to Exit Germany with Dignity. Or Anonymity.”
“Alexa, What Is a Conservative?”
Rishi Sunak asks for help ahead of appointing new Shadow Cabinet
- David Lammy to Wear “Poppy for Palestine” at This Year’s Ceremony Event
Foreign Secretary: “From the river to the sea, poppies shall be free” - Woman Jailed for Posting: “I Don’t Really Like Keir Starmer’s New Haircut”
June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
