Sadiq Khan Blames Widespread Looting In London On “13 Years Of Tory Rule”
Khan: “It’s nothing to do with soaring rents, widespread knife carrying or my ‘woke’ policing.”
In Order To Ease Racial Tensions And Inequality, Universities Install Separate Water Fountains For People Of Colour
There are discussions within some universities about installing separate water fountains for...
Casting Progress As New Hollywood Hitler Retrospective Movie To Exclusively Star Nazis
Hollywood is gearing up to release a movie retrospective on Adolf Hitler, featuring an entirely...
Report: Liberals Who “Only Listened To The Experts” During COVID Now Only Listen To Carol Vorderman And Deborah Meaden On Politics
Qualifications? They have a PhD in common sense!
Sadiq Khan Applauds “Diversity And On-Yer-Bike Spirit” Of London Shop Looting Gangs
“Their entrepreneurial spirit is what makes Britain great.”
Cinema Showing Only 80s & 90s Action Movies “Sold Out For Months In Advance”
“It’s almost like audiences don’t want lecturing on racism, feminism, trans politics or climate change.”
China Insists It Doesn’t Need To Do Anything About Climate Change As It Already Has An Autocratic Government That Controls Every Aspect Of People’s Lives
China has made the assertion that it doesn't need to take action on climate change due to the...
Record Heatwave Prompts Scots To Undo Top Button On Their Duffle Coat
Residents of Scotland have been spotted undoing the top button on their iconic duffle coats. The...
Elon Musk Accused Of ‘Abusing Neuralink’ As Millions Subscribe To Twitter Blue Against Their Will
Tech mogul Elon Musk finds himself at the canter of controversy as he faces accusations of...
The Bank Of Nigel: Farage Poised To Open World’s First “Anti-Woke Bank For Conservatives”
“We’ll focus on pounds and pence, not Pride and pronouns”
