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Former Hamas Leader Named as New BBC Diversity Tsa...
Posted by Harry Lerman | Nov 29, 2023 | Uncategorized
Sadiq Khan Accused Of Hushing Scientists Who Quest...
Posted by Gemma Uwale | Aug 28, 2023 | Uncategorized
Precisely Zero Steven Seagal Movies Identified As ...
Posted by Chris Jenkins | Aug 16, 2023 | Uncategorized
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National Trust Declares Christmas “Right Wing”
by Gemma Uwale | Nov 30, 2023 | Uncategorized
Charity also adds Remembrance Sunday as a “red flag for fascists”
Former Hamas Leader Named as New BBC Diversity Tsar
by Harry Lerman | Nov 29, 2023 | Uncategorized
Auntie insider: “Reformed terrorist has turned a corner”
Sadiq Khan Accused Of Hushing Scientists Who Questioned Impact Of ULEZ Policies; Khan Insists We Should Trust The Science™, Not Actual Scientists
by Gemma Uwale | Aug 28, 2023 | Uncategorized
Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, has come under fire for allegedly silencing scientists who dared...
Precisely Zero Steven Seagal Movies Identified As Suitable for LGBTQ+ Remakes
by Chris Jenkins | Aug 16, 2023 | Uncategorized
“It’s literally impossible to make Half Past Dead inclusive!”
Report: Liberals Who “Only Listened To The Experts” During COVID Now Only Listen To Carol Vorderman And Deborah Meaden On Politics
by Daniel Hercraft | Aug 10, 2023 | Uncategorized
Qualifications? They have a PhD in common sense!
The Bank Of Nigel: Farage Poised To Open World’s First “Anti-Woke Bank For Conservatives”
by Gemma Uwale | Aug 8, 2023 | Uncategorized
“We’ll focus on pounds and pence, not Pride and pronouns”
Investigation Finds That Discrimination Experienced By Meghan Markle Is Entirely Due to Her Personality Not Her Skin Colour
by Harry Lerman | Jun 21, 2023 | Uncategorized
A comprehensive investigation has unearthed a ground-breaking revelation regarding the...
Civil Servants Accuse Suella Braverman Of Hanging Toilet Paper In The “Under” Instead Of “Over” Position
by Jessica Stanley | May 21, 2023 | Latest News, UK News, Uncategorized
Mainstream media: “this is the most momentous geopolitical scandal since Boris Johnson ate a slice of cake at work.”
Motorists and Gas Boiler Owners declared ‘Far Right Terrorist Groups’ by Government Net Zero Czar
by Chris Jenkins | Apr 26, 2023 | Uncategorized
“Fossil fuel extremists walk among us. We must stamp them out!”
Sam Smith Voted FisherThem Of The Year 2023
by Jessica Stanley | Apr 24, 2023 | Uncategorized
Judge: “Although TBH, Sam was the only trans angler we could find…”
“No Jabs! No Pills! All I Did Was Eat Less & Exercise More!”
by Jessica Stanley | Apr 21, 2023 | Uncategorized
Revolutionary diet stuns experts – and is set to be a £multi-billion “game-changer”
Man Who Thinks Jews Control The Media Has To Admit The Wide Variety Of High Quality Options Means They’ve Done A Pretty Good Job
by Chris Jenkins | Apr 20, 2023 | Uncategorized
In a surprising turn of events, local conspiracy theorist John Smith had to admit that the Jews,...

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