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Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Dra...
Posted by Daniel Hercraft | May 6, 2024 | Uncategorized
Now It’s “Womb Raider”
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King Plans “Trooping the Coloureds” Parade
by Chris Jenkins | Jun 12, 2024 | Uncategorized
In a ground breaking and thoroughly modern move, the King has announced plans for a new parade...
Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
by Daniel Hercraft | May 6, 2024 | Uncategorized
Kop gaffer’s “chilling and uncanny” similarity to Dr Death made him “natural choice for role”
Now It’s “Womb Raider”
by Chris Jenkins | May 1, 2024 | Uncategorized
Lara Croft comes out as a queer feminist
Non-binary Patient Who Demanded a Free Penis Has It Fitted to His Forehead
by Chris Jenkins | Apr 22, 2024 | Uncategorized
Surgeon: “It just felt like the right thing to do”
Labour Promises “A Magic Money Tree for Every Town”
by Daniel Hercraft | Mar 27, 2024 | Uncategorized
“If elected, your money woes will end – as if by magic!”
Rwanda Plan: Government “Inundated” with Brits Wanting to Leave
by Harry Lerman | Mar 27, 2024 | Uncategorized
“A free house for five years, a £3000 lump sum and guaranteed work? Count me in!”
Meghan Markle “Recovering Well” After Blanket Media Coverage of Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
by Gemma Uwale | Mar 25, 2024 | Uncategorized
“It was tough for her being out of the limelight, but she’s a real battler”
James Bond to be Renamed BAMEs Bond
by Daniel Hercraft | Mar 25, 2024 | Uncategorized
First movie to be called ‘Dr No Whites’
George Galloway Defeats Freddy Krueger in Scariest Hat-Wearer Poll
by Chris Jenkins | Mar 22, 2024 | Uncategorized
“He’s a Nightmare on Downing Street!”
Home Office Declares Britain is “Not a Safe Country”
by Chris Jenkins | Feb 6, 2024 | Uncategorized
“The world’s most dangerous terrorists have now mostly claimed asylum in Britain”
Met introduces new ‘Friends of Palestine Division’
by Chris Jenkins | Jan 30, 2024 | Uncategorized
Huge recruitment surge among Muslims, socialists
National Trust Declares Christmas “Right Wing”
by Gemma Uwale | Nov 30, 2023 | Uncategorized
Charity also adds Remembrance Sunday as a “red flag for fascists”
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