Auntie insider: “Reformed terrorist has turned a corner”
Sadiq Khan Accused Of Hushing Scientists Who Questioned Impact Of ULEZ Policies; Khan Insists We Should Trust The Science™, Not Actual Scientists
Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, has come under fire for allegedly silencing scientists who dared...
“It’s literally impossible to make Half Past Dead inclusive!”
Report: Liberals Who “Only Listened To The Experts” During COVID Now Only Listen To Carol Vorderman And Deborah Meaden On Politics
Qualifications? They have a PhD in common sense!
“We’ll focus on pounds and pence, not Pride and pronouns”
Investigation Finds That Discrimination Experienced By Meghan Markle Is Entirely Due to Her Personality Not Her Skin Colour
A comprehensive investigation has unearthed a ground-breaking revelation regarding the...
Civil Servants Accuse Suella Braverman Of Hanging Toilet Paper In The “Under” Instead Of “Over” Position
Mainstream media: “this is the most momentous geopolitical scandal since Boris Johnson ate a slice of cake at work.”
“Fossil fuel extremists walk among us. We must stamp them out!”
Revolutionary diet stuns experts – and is set to be a £multi-billion “game-changer”
Man Who Thinks Jews Control The Media Has To Admit The Wide Variety Of High Quality Options Means They’ve Done A Pretty Good Job
In a surprising turn of events, local conspiracy theorist John Smith had to admit that the Jews,...
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- Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF WantsIn a seismic revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Westminster, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak… Read more: Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants
- Hitler to Join Harvard Faculty: “According to Critical Race Theory, the Holocaust is OK Depending on the Context”"It's the only place I can express my ideas without getting into trouble
- Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”In a dazzling display of mental gymnastics, former Cabinet minister Suella Braverman has announced plans to deliver a… Read more: Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”
- Two Months On: Queers For Palestine Shocked to Learn There Are Still Zero Queers in Palestine“We at least thought they’d have found a few non-binary terrorists by now…”
- Football Association to Ban ‘Right Wing’ Position for a “More Inclusive Game”“Players With A Preference For The Opposite Of Left” preferred new term
- Theresa May Named as Rishi’s Brexit Minister“This sends out a strong and stable message – Brexit means Brexit”
- “They’ll Be Back!” Now it’s the ZerminatorThe Terminator “to get trans reboot”
- BBC Declares Hamas a “Mostly Peaceful Terrorist Organization”“This compromise heralds a learning moment - and shows we listened”
- “We’re Gonna Need More Testicles!”Australia Suffers Bush Tucker Shortage as Farage Continues on I'm A Celebrity