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Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
Kop gaffer’s “chilling and uncanny” similarity to Dr Death made him “natural choice for role”
Now It’s “Womb Raider”
Lara Croft comes out as a queer feminist
Non-binary Patient Who Demanded a Free Penis Has It Fitted to His Forehead
Surgeon: “It just felt like the right thing to do”
Labour Promises “A Magic Money Tree for Every Town”
“If elected, your money woes will end – as if by magic!”
Rwanda Plan: Government “Inundated” with Brits Wanting to Leave
“A free house for five years, a £3000 lump sum and guaranteed work? Count me in!”
Meghan Markle “Recovering Well” After Blanket Media Coverage of Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
“It was tough for her being out of the limelight, but she’s a real battler”
James Bond to be Renamed BAMEs Bond
First movie to be called ‘Dr No Whites’
George Galloway Defeats Freddy Krueger in Scariest Hat-Wearer Poll
“He’s a Nightmare on Downing Street!”
Home Office Declares Britain is “Not a Safe Country”
“The world’s most dangerous terrorists have now mostly claimed asylum in Britain”
Met introduces new ‘Friends of Palestine Division’
Huge recruitment surge among Muslims, socialists
National Trust Declares Christmas “Right Wing”
Charity also adds Remembrance Sunday as a “red flag for fascists”
Former Hamas Leader Named as New BBC Diversity Tsar
Auntie insider: “Reformed terrorist has turned a corner”
- Liberal Cat Woman Who Sends 1000 Anti-Brexit Tweets Per Week Horrified by Baby Reindeer
“How did she get so bitter and twisted?” - Study: Oat Milk to Blame for Declining IQ
“Either that, or it’s just the dumbest people who drink the stuff” - Survey Scientifically Proves 100% of Anti-Racists Are Actually Racists
“Antisemitism & hatred of whites” key drivers - Rwanda Declares Britain an Unsafe Country
Machete gangs & an excess of Hamas supporters prompts Kigali to act - Starmer Pledges to Double BBC Licence Fee “As a Thank You for Helping Labour Get Elected”
Sir Keir: “All of their tireless campaigning should rightfully be rewarded” - Hamas Agrees to Execute Pro-Palestinian Protestors Last When Caliphate Comes
Ayatollah: “We’ll thank them by letting them live slightly longer” - Irish Who Didn’t Want Hard Border During Brexit Suddenly Want A Hard Border Due To Asylum Seekers
Under-fire Irish Premier: "This totally isn't the same thing" - Dinghies Stopped Overnight as Football Lads Deployed to Dover Beaches
“Asylum seekers took one look, and scarpered back to France” - Brits Unanimously Vote to Deport All Politicians to Rwanda
“We’ll even have a whip around for the airfare, lads!” - Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
Kop gaffer’s “chilling and uncanny” similarity to Dr Death made him "natural choice for role"
