Meghan Markle Tipped As Sleeping Beauty In Disney Remake
Disney Insider: “A real-life, BAME Princess as Sleeping Beauty? It’s perfect!”
Keir Starmer Finally Ready to Give His Opinion on the Trans Issue – But Asks, “Can You Go First?”
Keir Starmer, leader of the Labour Party, has expressed his readiness to share his opinion on the...
Piers Morgan “Furious” There’s Nothing Left For Him To Be Furious About
“Greta, Meghan, wokes, Just Stop Oil, vegans… there’s nothing left…”
Costa Coffee: Buy 8 Drinks And Get A Free Mastectomy
“We’ve got a whole latte love for the trans community”
NatWest Cancels Veteran’s Bank Account After He Claimed: “I Quite Liked Winston Churchill”
CEO: “Churchill was a white supremacist. This does not align with our values!”
Aliens Who Abducted Joe Biden & Kamala Harris Conclude: “There Is No Intelligent Life On Earth”
Zog: “We said ‘Take us to your leaders,’ but we got these two bozos”
A Nightmare On Downing Street! Tony Blair Cast As New Freddy Krueger In Remake That’s “Scarier Than Original”
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has been handpicked to portray the iconic horror villain...
Scandal Reveals Govt Is Encouraging Pupils To Identify as Cats To Reduce Gender Reassignment Costs By Getting It Done By A Vet
A government scandal has come to light, revealing an alleged plan to encourage pupils to identify...
Guy Verhofstadt “Favourite” To Replace Dame Alison Rose At NatWest
Insiders: “Dame Alison Rose’s position on Brexit was too ambiguous.”
Jeremy Corbyn Vows To Nationalise London
Jeremy Corbyn to run for mayor as search for even worse candidate than Khan continues