Women Banned From Female Beauty Contests
“The idea of female beauty is inherently transphobic”.
LGBT-Queue: EasyJet Give Free Speedy Boarding To Trans & Gay Travellers
Airline Chief: “We’re proud to put the trans into transport this summer!”.
Keir Starmer Visits Andrew Tate For ‘Charisma Lessons’
“I’m not too proud to learn from the Top G”.
Man Who Hates GB News Actually Watches It For First Time
“It was quite good. I am now going to reassess my life”.
Homeless Man Identifies As Cat “To Secure Accommodation At The RSPCA”
“The hostels were full, so I got creative,” says Dave Tiddles, 47.
Democrats Consider AI Presidential Candidate
“We can’t find a likeable human who can think and speak”, spokesman claims.
Starmer: “Whatever Your Position On Brexit – That’s Mine, Too!”
Labour fence-sitter insists he can be “all things to all voters, honest, guv”.
Man Identifies As wife’s Suitcase To Bag Free Holiday Flight
Mr Sam Sonite: “My pronouns are ‘thank you very much, Ryanair’”.
Tall People Ordered To Wear “Wind Turbine Hats” To Power Mobile Phones
Climate Czar: “It’s important we all do our bit in the Climate Emergency”.
BBC Director-General Joins Andrew Tate’s ‘War Room’
‘I was a massive dork till I met the Top G, now I own two Bugattis and some nunchucks,’ says Tim Davie.