Banks Must Close Down People’s Accounts To Avoid Fascism Says Left-Wing Media Commentator
A left-wing media commentator has come up with a sure-fire solution to eliminate fascism:...
Just Stop Oil Protest At Funeral
“If we don’t wake up soon we’ll ALL be dead. Not just whoever this guy was.”
Women Banned From Female Beauty Contests
“The idea of female beauty is inherently transphobic”.
LGBT-Queue: EasyJet Give Free Speedy Boarding To Trans & Gay Travellers
Airline Chief: “We’re proud to put the trans into transport this summer!”.
Keir Starmer Visits Andrew Tate For ‘Charisma Lessons’
“I’m not too proud to learn from the Top G”.
Democrats Consider AI Presidential Candidate
“We can’t find a likeable human who can think and speak”, spokesman claims.
Man Who Hates GB News Actually Watches It For First Time
“It was quite good. I am now going to reassess my life”.
Homeless Man Identifies As Cat “To Secure Accommodation At The RSPCA”
“The hostels were full, so I got creative,” says Dave Tiddles, 47.
Starmer: “Whatever Your Position On Brexit – That’s Mine, Too!”
Labour fence-sitter insists he can be “all things to all voters, honest, guv”.
Man Identifies As wife’s Suitcase To Bag Free Holiday Flight
Mr Sam Sonite: “My pronouns are ‘thank you very much, Ryanair’”.
