Ukrainian Families Take In Brits Seeking Affordable Housing
Ukrainian families have opened their doors to accommodate Brits in search of affordable housing....
Joe Biden Pledges Renewed Presidential Strength Following Prolonged Power Nap
President Joe Biden has announced his intention to harness renewed presidential strength after a...
Nicola Sturgeon To Return – As An Elton John Tribute Act
“The Rocket Man retired, and my diary is clear, so it made sense,” claims Wee Nippy.
BBC Plans £10million New Show “Everybody In Britain Is A Racist”
Programme Director: “The idea just came to us at an Islington dinner party!”.
Scotland To Offer Free Gender Realignment Surgery To All LGBTQ+ Teens
“It’s the best use of taxpayer’s money,” says SNP’s Humza Yousaf.
Remainer Gets Over Brexit After Just 7 Years
A mere seven years after the historic referendum that saw the United Kingdom vote to leave the...
Gary Neville Falls Silent On Qatari Human Rights Abuses Ahead Of £5 BILLION Qatari Takeover Of Manchester United
“Let’s keep the politics out of football,” says millionaire socialist, for the first time, ever”.
Gary Lineker Accepts Human Rights Award “We Need To Treat Refugees Better, Although Not If That Means I Have To Start Paying Tax. Have They Got Twitter? They Can See My Virtue Signalling Tweets”
Football legend Gary Lineker graciously accepted a prestigious human rights award for his vocal...
After Watching Jordan Peterson Online, Young Man Is Radicalised Into Cleaning His Room. Liberal Parents Devastated.
A young man's online exploration took an unexpected turn when he stumbled upon the lectures of...
Sadiq Khan Plans To “Melt Down Churchill Statue” And Turn It Into Commemorative Pride Coins
Mayor: “White supremacists like Churchill have no place in a modern, inclusive London”.