Sadiq Khan Unveils Eco-Friendly Knife
“There’s no reason London’s stabbing epidemic should stop us achieving Net Zero”, says mayor
Mystery Of Missing SNP Funds Solved As It’s Revealed Sturgeon Has Been Putting Extra Salt In Her Porridge – The Most Extravagant Thing To Do in Scotland
The mystery behind the missing funds from the Scottish National Party (SNP) has finally been...
Following Success Of TV Licence Fee, Labour To Introduce Licences For Dishwashers And Microwaves
The Labour Party has announced plans to introduce licensing fees for household appliances such as...
New Study Shows Sugar To Be Addictive – Lazy People Delighted To Have New Excuse To Be Fat
Researchers have found compelling evidence suggesting that sugar may be addictive. While the...
A Nightmare On Downing Street: Lee Anderson Cast As Freddy Krueger In New West End Show
Director: “There is simply no scarier human to liberal, well-off luvvies. Lee will frighten the pants off the libs”
“Our NHS” Narrowly Beats Venezuela As World’s Best Public Health Service
NHS hospital food pips it, as “socialist patients forced to eat cats”
Justin Welby Calls For “St. George Floyd” To Be Anointed To “Increase Diversity In Sainthood”
Welby: “Black Saints Matter!”
Mother’s Pride To Be Renamed “Pregnant People’s Pride”
British Bakeries boss: “Bread needs to be more inclusive”
Environmental Protesters Insist That Pissing Off The Entire Country Will Definitely Win People Around To Their Cause
Environmental protesters have doubled down on their strategy of deliberately infuriating the...
Conspiracy Theorist Believes Government Is Putting Chemicals In Weed To Make People Believe Conspiracy Theories
A self-proclaimed truth-seeker has recently claimed that the government is secretly putting...
