New Monopoly Socialist Edition Ends With Government Taking Everything from Winner
“It’s just like the real thing!” says Hasbro chief
Madman Standing in High Street with Sandwich Board Saying “The End of the World is Nigh!” Revealed to Be Top Climate Change Advisor
In a shocking twist, a man who has been seen standing in the middle of a busy high street wearing...
Following Criticism Over Rwanda Plan, Rishi Decides to Dissuade Illegal Migrants by Sending Them to Middlesborough
Following criticism over his plan to send asylum seekers to Rwanda, UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak...
Parallel Parking & Reversing to Be Removed from Driving Test as It “Discriminates Against Women”
“Parking is patriarchy!” says DVLA Inclusivity officer
Netflix Series ‘The Crown’ Latest: Coronation Set To See King Charles Played By Lenny Henry
British comedian and actor Lenny Henry is set to portray King Charles in the upcoming season. The...
Survey Shows Socialists Prefer Hitler to Trump
“It’s the lesser of two evils,” says Socialist Worker chief
Joe Biden Arrives in 75 Car Motorcade to Climate Change Conference to Lecture Us on Why We Need to Use Paper Straws
At a recent climate change conference, President Joe Biden made a grand entrance in a massive...
Passionate Anti Racism Campaigner Brags About Killing 25 Men Because They’re Afghans
In a shocking turn of events, a self-proclaimed "passionate anti-racism campaigner" has been...
“One Small Step for They/Them. One Giant Leap for People Kind”
Neil Armstrong’s historic Moon landing words updated “for a more inclusive space age”
Scientists Identify “The Greatest Pain a Human Can Possibly Experience” is Watching Have I Got News For You
“Nothing else is scientifically more excruciating,” says Professor
