British Man Claims Asylum In Own Country “To Get A Free House And A Dental Appointment”
“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em,” says penniless, former hardworking taxpayer
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Strictly Come Dancing Responds To Allegations Of Cultural Appropriation With New Routines, Including Death Metal And Progressive Trance
The beloved British dance competition show, “Strictly Come Dancing,” has decided to...
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Outspoken Celebrities Demand We Bring Back Face Masks. Names Include The Cowardly Lion From The Wizard Of Oz, Piglet, And Walter The Softy
A coalition of outspoken celebrities has come together to demand the immediate return of face...
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Liberals Boycott Mug Shot Pasta Because It Reminds Them Of Trump’s Mug Shot
Liberals across the nation are declaring their refusal to eat Mug Shot pasta, claiming it’s...
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Londoners Delight As ULEZ Camera Installers Go On Strike
Motorists: “At last, this is a lefty strike we can get behind!”
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Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
