Strictly Come Dancing Responds To Allegations Of Cultural Appropriation With New Routines, Including Death Metal And Progressive Trance
The beloved British dance competition show, “Strictly Come Dancing,” has decided to...
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Outspoken Celebrities Demand We Bring Back Face Masks. Names Include The Cowardly Lion From The Wizard Of Oz, Piglet, And Walter The Softy
A coalition of outspoken celebrities has come together to demand the immediate return of face...
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Liberals Boycott Mug Shot Pasta Because It Reminds Them Of Trump’s Mug Shot
Liberals across the nation are declaring their refusal to eat Mug Shot pasta, claiming it’s...
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Londoners Delight As ULEZ Camera Installers Go On Strike
Motorists: “At last, this is a lefty strike we can get behind!”
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Nigel Farage Announces New Bank with Bus Ad Claiming New Customers Can Withdraw Up To £350 Million A Week
Nigel Farage, the prominent Brexit advocate and former politician, has revealed his latest venture...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig” - Yvette Cooper Horrified to Discover She’s Expected to Be the Home Secretary for British People as Well as Illegal Immigrants
"But I Hate British People and Only Like Migrants," She Complains
