Straight White Man Delighted to Discover That His Mild ADHD Allows Him to Claim Some Identitarian Victim Points
Straight White Man Delighted to Discover That His Mild ADHD Allows Him to Claim Some Identitarian Victim Points
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Western Teen Is Alarmed to Discover That Hammer and Sickle on Communist Flag Represent Manual Labour
In a shocking revelation, 17-year-old Max Johnson was horrified to discover that the hammer and...
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Celebrity Worried About Weight Gain Dismayed to Be Called “Stunning and Brave” by Guardian
In a stunning turn of events, a well-known celebrity who had been fretting over recent weight gain...
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Labour pledges: Every King Street in Britain to be renamed Not My King Street
“We must purge imperialist and monarchist values from street names”
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Tory Delight As Owen Jones Declares: “I’m Backing Starmer!”
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