Western Teen Is Alarmed to Discover That Hammer and Sickle on Communist Flag Represent Manual Labour
In a shocking revelation, 17-year-old Max Johnson was horrified to discover that the hammer and...
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Celebrity Worried About Weight Gain Dismayed to Be Called “Stunning and Brave” by Guardian
In a stunning turn of events, a well-known celebrity who had been fretting over recent weight gain...
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Labour pledges: Every King Street in Britain to be renamed Not My King Street
“We must purge imperialist and monarchist values from street names”
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Tory Delight As Owen Jones Declares: “I’m Backing Starmer!”
CCHQ: “Jonesy has the reverse Midas touch. This gives us 10 points in the Red Wall!”
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NEU Passes Historic Motion to Appoint a Drag Queen as Head Teacher in Every British School
“We want a Ben Doon in every classroom!” says Union equality chief Ivor Biggun
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June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig” - Yvette Cooper Horrified to Discover She’s Expected to Be the Home Secretary for British People as Well as Illegal Immigrants
"But I Hate British People and Only Like Migrants," She Complains
