Left-Wing Activist Not Entirely Sure Why He’s On The Side Of Big Banks And Corporations
“I used to think I was smart and stood up for the little guy, but the big corporations tricked me by putting up some pride flags and using pronouns.”
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Author: Daniel Hercraft
Joe Biden Claims He Is Fit And Ready To Run For Office Again, Just As Soon As He Finds The Third Deathly Hallow
President Joe Biden has declared his readiness to run for office once more, with one small caveat:...
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SNP Announce New Injectable Weight Loss Wonder Drug Called “Heroin”
SNP spokesman: “It’s a remarkable appetite suppressant and amputations still count as weight loss.”
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Channel Dinghies Praised By Labour As Example Of “Low-Carbon, High Density Commuting”
“65 passengers, one small outboard motor? It’s the future!”
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New COVID Variant Named “Trump6/1/21” To Terrify Liberals Into Getting Boosters
Scientist: “TBH we just thought of the scariest name possible.”
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