Wickes To Ban Customers Who Aren’t Wearing Sparkly Red Hot Pants And Dancing To Lady Gaga
Home improvement retailer Wickes has announced a new policy that will ban customers who fail to...
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Ukrainian Families Take In Brits Seeking Affordable Housing
Ukrainian families have opened their doors to accommodate Brits in search of affordable housing....
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“Let’s keep the politics out of football,” says millionaire socialist, for the first time, ever”.
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The Royal Air Force (RAF) has recently announced an unprecedented recruitment policy that has left...
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