Boris Johnson Claims Partygate Was “Just a Prank, Bro” and Launches Joint TikTok Account with Mizzy
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has come forward with a controversial statement regarding the...
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The ongoing Partygate inquiry took a peculiar twist as officials vehemently denied any claims of a...
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BREAKING: Angela Rayner Hasn’t Said Anything Crass Or Annoying For At Least A Week
Angela Rayner, the outspoken politician known for her controversial remarks, has astounded the...
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Sam Smith Blackmailing Companies By Threatening To Endorse Their Products
Singer Sam Smith has been accused of blackmailing companies by allegedly threatening to endorse...
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