“Arise, Sir Nigel!” Farage to be knighted for “services devoted to annoying liberals”
Brexiteer also lauded for “sterling work promoting the brewing and tobacco industries”
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Women’s Football “Still Waiting for First Player to Come Out as Openly Heterosexual”
Secret straight admits: “Ours is the love that dare not speak its name”
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Home Office to Step in as James Corden Plans Return to Britain
“We don’t need any more insufferably unfunny, liberal entertainers in Britain. We’re full!”
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Tony Blair: “Surveillance Will Set Us Free”
London, UK – In a surprising statement today, former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair claimed...
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Dating App Loser “Identifies as 6’ 3” Millionaire Londoner” in Cunning Bid to Attract Women
“This is my truth,” says Neil Turner, a 5’ 4” plumber from Rotherham
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"This is simply far-right thuggery" - David Lammy to Wear “Poppy for Palestine” at This Year’s Ceremony Event
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June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
