In a stunning turn of events, women’s football has yet to see a player come out as openly heterosexual, leaving many fans and analysts scratching their heads in disbelief.

Despite the growing acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community in sports, women’s football seems to be lagging behind in terms of heterosexual representation. “It’s just surprising, you know?” said soccer enthusiast and self-proclaimed feminist, Sheila Wilson. “We’ve had plenty of gay players come out, but where are the straight ones?”

Some have speculated that the lack of heterosexual representation is due to a perceived stigma against straight players in the sport. “It’s like they think being straight is uncool or something,” remarked sports commentator, Jim Barnes. “But I say, love is love, no matter who you’re attracted to.”

Others have suggested that the issue may simply be a matter of statistics. “We know that the LGBTQ+ community is underrepresented in sports, so it makes sense that we would see more players come out as gay or bisexual,” explained sociologist, Dr. Rebecca Jones. “But that doesn’t mean that there aren’t straight players out there. They just might not feel the need to make their sexuality a public issue.”

Despite the various theories, one thing is certain: women’s football is still waiting for its first openly heterosexual player to step onto the field. “It’s just a matter of time, I think,” said Wilson. “We’ll see more and more players coming out as heterosexual, and it will become just as accepted as any other sexual orientation.”

In the meantime, fans of women’s football continue to support their favourite teams and players, regardless of their sexual orientation. “At the end of the day, it’s about the love of the game,” said Barnes. “And that’s something we can all get behind.”