Bill Gates Voted Humanitarian Of The Year By Panel Entirely On His Bankroll
“There’s a million reasons I voted for Bill…”
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Remainers Demand Storm Nigel Be Renamed Storm Guy Verhofstadt
“It’s simply too triggering after Brexit to hear his name!”
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Keir Starmer’s Popularity Soars After He “Doesn’t Say Anything For A Few Days”
Labour insider: “Silence is golden for Sir Keir”
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Disney Remake Of “300” In Jeopardy As Scientists Reveal There’s No Way To Make It Any Gayer
A Disney spokesthem said: “we can maybe make them all black women instead?”
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Disney Pixar Pledges To Revoice Historic Classic Characters Using Only ‘Toys of Colour’
Disney Pixar has unveiled its bold plan to revoice iconic characters from its historic classics...
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Foreign Secretary: “From the river to the sea, poppies shall be free” - Woman Jailed for Posting: “I Don’t Really Like Keir Starmer’s New Haircut”
June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
