Prince Harry Running Out of Money – Announces Tell-All Book About Life with Meghan: “She Makes Me Wear a Burger King Crown in Bed”
Prince Harry has announced a tell-all book detailing the intricacies of his life with Meghan...
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Author: Harry Lerman
New Marvel Hero is Brownish Blob with No Limbs or Eyes that Still Kicks Some Serious Ass
Marvel Comics has introduced its latest superhero sensation: a brownish blob with no discernible...
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Keir Starmer Announces Election Platform: “What Do You Guys Like? We Probably Like That Too, Whatever It Is” – Then Giving Thumbs Up
Keir Starmer, the leader of the Labour Party, unveiled his highly anticipated election platform...
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Rishi Assures Conservative Party He Is Not Seriously Trying to Win Election
PM will make token effort before handing over to Starmer, insiders confirm
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Sadiq to Raise £500 with New “Knife Victim Tax”
People who’ve been stabbed will have to pay £30 per puncture wound, rising to £50 for major organ damage
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