Sadiq Khan Plans To “Melt Down Churchill Statue” And Turn It Into Commemorative Pride Coins
Mayor: “White supremacists like Churchill have no place in a modern, inclusive London”.
After Watching Jordan Peterson Online, Young Man Is Radicalised Into Cleaning His Room. Liberal Parents Devastated.
A young man's online exploration took an unexpected turn when he stumbled upon the lectures of...
Students Threatened With Saturday School For Refusing To Watch Porn
A school district has unveiled a truly bizarre policy that has left both students and parents...
RAF Announce Policy Of Only Hiring Transgender Ghanaian Dwarves As Pilots “We’ll Lose A Lot Of Planes But The Front Cover Of Our Prospectus Will Look Great”
The Royal Air Force (RAF) has recently announced an unprecedented recruitment policy that has left...
SNP Still Open To Finding Even Worse Leader
The Scottish National Party (SNP) has revealed that it is still open to the possibility of finding...
Banks To Close All Accounts If First Name Is Vladimir, Ivan, Igor or Boris
British banks have announced their decision to close all accounts bearing certain names linked to...
Chelsea Flower Show Announces New Head Of Diversity Will ‘Prioritise Conservation, Reduce Annual Carbon Footprint And Kill All White Men’
The prestigious Chelsea Flower Show recently revealed its new head of diversity, whose stated...
Sadiq Khan Reveals New Legislation To Reduce Rampant Knife Crime Statistics By Decriminalising ALL Blades Under 3ft
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has unveiled a controversial new legislation that aims to tackle the issue...
Man Fights Climate Change By Purchasing £75,000 Electric Vehicle
“Just doing my bit”, says man.
Furious BBC Staff “Demand A Second Vote” As Nigel Farage Wins TV Award
“People didn’t know what they were voting for! Best of three?”
