Coroner Reports Norfolk Funeral Home ‘Reeks Of Pale Stale Male Privilege’ In Damning New Report
A local coroner's office has released a scathing report claiming that a funeral home in Norfolk...
Solve Mortgage Crisis By Seizing All Private Property Immediately, Says Jeremy Corbyn
Former Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has suggested a radical solution to the ongoing mortgage...
Civil Service Decide Not To Sabotage Government Policy For Once
“Obviously I’m used to undermining the Government in a clandestine fashion, but this could work”, says anonymous source.
Man Tries To Get ‘Oh, Keir Starmer!’ Chant Going At Glastonbury
A brave concertgoer made a valiant effort to ignite an "Oh, Keir Starmer!" chant during the...
Putin Looks Weak And Vulnerable, Says Joe Biden’s Nurse
Joe Biden's nurse has emerged once again, this time to proclaim that Russian President Vladimir...
Global Warming Over For Another Year
Global warming has decided to take a well-deserved hiatus, marking another year of respite from...
British Man Thinks About Buying Air Conditioning Unit Then Doesn’t Bother
“I will think about it for about three days again next year”.
Wickes To Launch Range Of DIY Gender Reassignment Tools Including Mastectomy Shears And Castration Chisels
In a ground-breaking move towards inclusivity and empowerment, the renowned home improvement...
Starmer To “Enshrine Skiving From Work In Law”
Latte breaks, Tweeting, and “manual relief” are “all part of the new way we work from home”
Just Stop Oil Spokesperson Octavia Tory-Gala III Speaks Out After Gluing Herself To Local Bricklayer In Latest Protest
Octavia Tory-Gala III, the outspoken spokesperson for environmental advocacy group Just Stop Oil,...