Solve Mortgage Crisis By Seizing All Private Property Immediately, Says Jeremy Corbyn
Former Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has suggested a radical solution to the ongoing mortgage...
Global Warming Over For Another Year
Global warming has decided to take a well-deserved hiatus, marking another year of respite from...
Man Tries To Get ‘Oh, Keir Starmer!’ Chant Going At Glastonbury
A brave concertgoer made a valiant effort to ignite an "Oh, Keir Starmer!" chant during the...
Putin Looks Weak And Vulnerable, Says Joe Biden’s Nurse
Joe Biden's nurse has emerged once again, this time to proclaim that Russian President Vladimir...
British Man Thinks About Buying Air Conditioning Unit Then Doesn’t Bother
“I will think about it for about three days again next year”.
Wickes To Launch Range Of DIY Gender Reassignment Tools Including Mastectomy Shears And Castration Chisels
In a ground-breaking move towards inclusivity and empowerment, the renowned home improvement...
Starmer To “Enshrine Skiving From Work In Law”
Latte breaks, Tweeting, and “manual relief” are “all part of the new way we work from home”
Just Stop Oil Spokesperson Octavia Tory-Gala III Speaks Out After Gluing Herself To Local Bricklayer In Latest Protest
Octavia Tory-Gala III, the outspoken spokesperson for environmental advocacy group Just Stop Oil,...
Met Police Issued With ‘Higher Vis’ Pride Month Inspired Vests Take On Hatecrime In The Capital
The Metropolitan Police (Met Police) in London has taken a bold step to combat hate crimes during...
Sadiq Khan To Combat Inner City Crime Stats By Hosting The E8 Shank Skwad And Barnet Bora Boyz At Glitzy Downing Street Summit
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has announced plans to tackle inner-city crime statistics by hosting a...