BREAKING: New Police Inquiry Into Boris Breaking Lockdown Rules Reveals Britain Is A Joke Of A Country
A new police inquiry into former Prime Minister Boris Johnson's alleged breaking of lockdown rules...
Lee Anderson to Change “30p Lee” Nickname to “45p Lee” to Reflect Spiralling Inflation
Liberal: “It’s important that abusive names reflect the cost of living crisis”
Middle Class Parents Organise Disney Princess Birthday Party For 10 Year Old Son
“He Hated It, But We Feel Better Knowing We Haven’t Propagated Heteronormative Stereotypes.”
Harry & Meghan: “We Were Abducted by Aliens. Who Were Racists”
BBC swallows story whole, saying: “This was their truth”
John Cleese Warned That “Life of Brian” Sketch About Big Lumpy Man Moaning About Not Being Accepted As A Woman Could Be Offensive to Trans Women
Renowned comedian and actor John Cleese has recently expressed concerns about a classic sketch...
Keir Starmer Plans to Offer Knighthood to Steve Bray “On Day One of His Premiership”
Sir Keir: “It’s the to reward Steve’s services to Stopping Brexit. Legend!”
Jack Monroe’s New Book “How to Scam Leftie Mugs Out of a Few Quid” Expected to Top Guardian Best-Seller List
“The money is only resting in my account,” said the gender-fluid chef
New Adidas Women’s Swimsuit Has Pouch for Testicles Made from Recycled Worthless Adidas Shares
Rrenowned sportswear brand Adidas has introduced an innovative women's swimsuit that is making...
Putin Holds G1 Conference With Himself
MOSCOW, RUSSIA - In a stunning display of self-reliance, Russian President Vladimir Putin recently...
Civil Servants Accuse Suella Braverman Of Hanging Toilet Paper In The “Under” Instead Of “Over” Position
Mainstream media: “this is the most momentous geopolitical scandal since Boris Johnson ate a slice of cake at work.”
