The LGBTQ+ alphabet soup is getting a new ingredient: an “H” for “Hamas.” Because what’s a progressive movement without a touch of geopolitical complexity?

The decision, hailed by some as a beacon of inclusivity, aims to incorporate diverse voices into the LGBTQ+ community, ensuring that even international political organizations get a spot at the table.

“We realized that our community was missing that special something, that dash of controversy,” explained a spokesperson for the initiative. “Hamas, known for its nuanced views on human rights, seemed like the perfect fit to broaden our spectrum.”

The new addition has sparked a wave of creativity in the LGBTQ+ community, with rainbow flags now being accompanied by what’s affectionately called the “Hamas H.” Activists are already planning solidarity events, where participants can both celebrate their identity and debate the intricacies of Middle Eastern politics.

Critics argue that the move may be a tad ambitious, with some wondering if Hezbollah and the Taliban might be feeling left out. “Why stop at Hamas? Let’s embrace the whole geopolitical buffet,” suggested one sceptic.

Nevertheless, LGBTQ+ Hamas enthusiasts are thrilled. “It’s a fantastic way to show our commitment to diversity, even if that diversity includes organizations that might have, you know, different views on certain issues,” said one jubilant supporter.

As the LGBTQ+ community proudly adds an “H” to its repertoire, one can’t help but marvel at the sheer audacity of a movement that refuses to be confined by mere letters – after all, who said alphabet soups were just for kids?