In a move that’s raising eyebrows and concerns alike, a new fashion trend is sweeping through certain circles: super-sized burqas. Promising to “conceal even the biggest suicide bomb,” these burqas are taking modesty to a whole new level.

“We heard the feedback from our customers loud and clear,” said the burqa designer, who preferred to remain anonymous. “They wanted a burqa that could accommodate any payload, and we delivered.”

The super-sized burqa comes complete with reinforced stitching, extra layers of fabric, and even strategically placed padding to ensure that no one suspects what might be lurking underneath. It’s a fashion statement that says, “I may be covered head to toe, but don’t let that fool you – there’s a lot more going on beneath the surface.”

Critics, however, are raising concerns about the potential misuse of these super-sized garments. “It’s one thing to respect religious beliefs, but it’s quite another to enable dangerous behavior,” said one concerned citizen. “We need to draw the line somewhere.”

But supporters argue that it’s all about personal choice and freedom. “Who are we to judge how people choose to express themselves?” they ask. “If someone wants to wear a super-sized burqa, that’s their prerogative.”

As the debate rages on, one thing is for sure: the super-sized burqa trend is here to stay, whether you like it or not. So the next time you see someone walking down the street in what looks like a small tent, just remember: it’s probably just fashion, not a weapon of mass destruction. Probably.